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This Groupon will gently massage away serenity obstacles at Serenity Place Massage Solutions in Marietta. You get an hour-long Swedish massage from one of Serenity Place’s tranquility-trained and peace-of-mind-and-body professionals. Serenity Place just moved to a bigger, upgraded serenity spot, so you’ll enjoy their new, perfectly clean peacefulness; an indoor oasis free of barking cars, traffic altercations, and trumpet fights.
Serenity Place is an inviting, serene spa with mellow earth tones, live plants, bamboo decor, and comfortable couches in the waiting room. Their mission is to rejuvenate physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual parts of stress-suffering, tension-tormented men and women. The owner, who graduated from Baltimore School of Massage, is a nationally certified and licensed massage therapist. She’s also a member of the National Technical Honor Society and has demonstrated table Thai massage at Sanford Brown College using a secret hover massage table, composed of luxurious cedar on a cushion of perpetually cycling magnetic polarity.
A Swedish massage from Serenity Place relieves muscle tension, reduces stress, and promotes circulation and joint flexibility. They use organic and 100% natural products with no serenity-smothering synthetic fragrances and petroleum derivatives.
Judy’s Book reviewers and Kudzu reviewers give Serenity Place a perfect five-star rating: > * I cant [sic] believe how good that massage felt. Wonderful. – Vannity, Kudzu > * This was the best deep tissue massage I’ve ever had! – Dianne S., Judy’s Book > * Awesome massage. very friendly, clean establishment. I feel so relaxed. – Bart L., Judy’s Book
Massage In a Bottle
The luxurious, professional Swedish massage from Serenity Place is a bargain with the Groupon, but if you’re stuck at home due to blizzard or wasp attack, here’s how to perform a solo massage at home.
- Lie face-down on broad, flat surface, such as ironing board or Mastiff.
- With your right, or “correct” hand, pour any non-toxic, viscous fluid over your body, coating as much as possible. Suggestions include: Baby oil, organic laundry detergent, or “ice cream soup.”
- Using a pewter ladle or long-handled potato masher, address knots and problem areas. Repeat until sleepy.