Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an inch loss/detox body wrap at Serenity Valley in Wasilla (a $120 value).
Serenity Valley provides energizing body wraps to combat cellulite and help shrink waistlines. A friendly body wrap technician thoroughly measures each customer from shoulders to ankles in order to chart inches lost during the treatment. Afterward, silhouette casters are lathered with a nutritious solution of Klamath algae, sea kelp, and other nourishing ingredients before being cocooned in large bandages and spending 30 relaxing minutes lying beneath warming infrared lights. While the process increases blood circulation and opens up the body's pores, the nutrients from the sea-clay formula moisturize the epidermis and force toxins out to prevent the awakening of inner super villains. As the treatment is designed to reduce cellulite appearance and tighten the skin, inches can be lost all over the body, helping customers at last carpool with their fellow clowns in a fuel-efficient golf cart.
300 W Swanson Ave.
Wasilla, Alaska 99654Get Directions