Statistically, the home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a one-night stay in a themed suite (a $124.95 value) at Settle Inn & Suites in Bellevue. Children are not permitted to stay in themed rooms.

Whirlpool tubs, king-sized beds, and themed décor welcome guests to nine room options that span the history of civilization. The Cave room’s previous inhabitants painted designs on its walls and laid pelts on its floor, the Victorian mixes Victorian-style floral prints and cherry-wood accents with a modern jacuzzi, and Gypsy Nights soaks guests in brightly treated windows and silk and bead accents. All rooms are free of smoke and decades-old cheese trays, and full of free WiFi. Grab a variety of treats at Settle Inn & Suites' continental breakfast. See the full listing of themed suites online.

Reviews

Eight TripAdvisors give the Settle Inn & Suites an average rating of 3.5 owl eyes:

• My friends and I got a couple of their themed jacuzzi suits [sic] and they are so much fun! The hotel is very clean overall and the staff was very friendly and helpful. – mgerhart