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Sexploratoirum's learned and convivial staff guides guests through three levels of tastefully arrayed adult toys and accessories, all of which are crafted from body-safe materials and available for preliminary handling by customers. Anne Hooper's Pocket Kama Sutra ($10) illustrates sensual play-by-plays, and Intimate Organics Massage Oil ($14.99) sparks all-natural kneading sessions with extracts of aloe, cocoa bean, and goji berries. For chills more thrilling than riding a roller coaster during flu season, playful duos can place an ice cube in the Ice Bullet's ($39.99) massaging grip to cool one another down. Guests can also peruse the selection of vibrating goodies, including the Kiwi ($49.99), which possesses three discreet vibration levels, seven pulse patterns, and a tip that glows hot pink.
With a variety of informative workshops and an erotic fine-art gallery on its third floor, the Sexploratorium cultivates an accepting atmosphere for adults to garner tips on spicing up their love lives and bland enchilada recipes.