Many historians believe much of the Declaration of Independence was drafted in pubs, which is why the original copy included the words "life, liberty, and the pursuit of more Beethoven mash-ups in the jukebox." Write your own pub proclamation with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pub fare and drinks at Sgt. Peppers Grille and Bar in Oakdale.

Sgt. Peppers Grille and Bar's fun-loving atmosphere lures hungry revelers with daily happy-hour specials and a bevy of burgers and classic entrees. Temper meat yearnings with a Philadelphia burger ($8.50), which combines ground beef, cream cheese, garlic, and green onions to please palates with the authentic flavors of America's capital. The towering club sandwich ($8.50) induces mouth watering by conjuring up images of country-club-style eats and fills tummies more easily than a turkey-and-bacon flavored 5-wood. For more substantial fare, fill up on wood-roasted baby back ribs ($13.95 for 8-bone, $16.95 for 12-bone), slathered in homemade barbecue sauce, or treat taste buds to underwater flavors with pan-fried or broiled Canadian walleye ($16.95).

Enjoy nosh sessions during daily happy hours Monday–Friday from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m., when mixed drinks, wine, and select beers are $1 off. Savor delectables indoors or head outside, where a fenced-in patio buttresses bites infused with fresh air and a bevy of oversized cocktail umbrellas keeps mealtime sunburns at bay.