Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Reveal the weaknesses of fellow humans with today's Groupon at Sgt. Splatter’s, located on Wingold Avenue in North York. More than 20 different gaming scenarios ensure an abundance of adrenaline pumps through Sgt. Splatter’s 35,000 sq. ft., two-story urban war zone, which was designed by a Hollywood set specialist and features a sprinkling of abandoned automobiles. A two-person package provides general admission and four hours of field time, upgraded Tippmann 98/BT Combat guns, 100 paintballs, full face-masks and goggles, unlimited carbon dioxide, upgraded jumpsuits, and armbands to identify teammates and targets. The site encourages strategic teamwork for gaming scenarios, some of which involve the capture of an enemy flag, prevention of a nuclear crisis, or the bottling and distribution of opponent tears.

Reviews

PBreview.com reviewers are mixed on the atmosphere and prices at Sgt. Splatter's but praise the size of the field:

• Perhaps one of the best indoor places I've ever played at. – hutch1122
• SAFETY IS KEY they stress safety like nothing else. Great for beginners to learn. – Metallica60091