What You'll Get
When a man gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse”; when a dog gets in trouble, he’s said to be “in the doghouse,” since only humans can speak and they naturally define all terms in relation to themselves. Give your canine comrades what they’d ask for if they could with today’s Groupon at Shaggy Dog Pet Grooming, located on Main Street. Choose between two options:
For $65, you get a year's worth (one per month) of self-service dog washes (up to a $144 value).
For $6, you get a single self-service dog wash (up to a $12 value).
In business for more than 25 years, Shaggy Dog Pet Grooming provides an intensive pooch-cleaning zone to save home bathrooms from canine-rendered chaos. Pet owners can use Shaggy Dog’s self-service tubs to eliminate dirt, excess hair, and the notion that Rover might be a witch. Towels, shampoo, and other necessaries are provided, with the option of upgrading hound hygiene with tooth brushing or a cream rinse ($5 extra, $7 for both). The arsenal of detangling tools gets dog coats sleek and pocket-free, letting canines enter formal dinners and job interviews with confidence. No appointment is necessary, but Shaggy Dog asks that pet owners call 15–20 minutes before stopping by.
Though self-service dog washing is $8 on Wednesdays, this Groupon still provides the best value. Plan ahead to make sure you redeem your Groupon at the most opportune time.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per dog. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must call ahead 15-20 minutes before arrival. Year-long services valid for 1 wash per month only. Redeemable across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.