Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $75 worth of body waxing services at Shannon Aleksandr's Salon and Spa.
Shannon Aleksandr's Salon and Spa's experienced and educated staff of hair artisans beautifies customers with a variety of services, including body waxing, at the relaxing Redken Elite Salon. Choose from a menu of target areas, such as the full leg ($50) or half leg ($30), to strip follicles of power like a magnetic army invading a castle made of paper clips. Beach goers and pool partiers can remove foliage from underarms ($25) and bikini areas ($30) or enlist the advanced landscaping prowess of a Brazilian bikini wax ($75). Men looking to de-weed terrains may raze their chest ($40), back ($40), and neck ($20) of winter's warming layer, unearthing stowaway snowballs in the process.