What You'll Get
Eyelashes developed as a defense mechanism against eye lashes, a common ancient punishment performed with a rudimentary eyelash curler made of old swords. Extend your ocular gatekeepers with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a 30-day supply of Latisse at Shape Cosmetic Surgery & MedSpa in Spokane (up to a $150 value). Helmed by a friendly staff of medical professionals, Shape performs sophisticated cosmetic procedures designed to make bodies beautiful and faces refinished. Provided patients are medically fit, a white-coated doctor prescribes a month-long cache of Latisse, the only FDA-approved treatment to grow longer, thicker, topiary-shaped lashes. After gingerly applying the topical elixir to exposed eyelids, patients may reflect on how earlier generations spent days knitting miniature eyelash toupees to achieve similar results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must use in 1 visit. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.