Your face is like a sponge: soft, porous, and the perfect tool for bathing the elderly. Expunge your neck-mounted expunger with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a laser facial at Shape Cosmetic Surgery & MedSpa.

Helmed by a friendly staff of medical professionals, Shape performs sophisticated cosmetic procedures designed to leave bodies beautiful and faces refinished. The IPL facial is a photorejuvenation treatment that uses pulses of intense light to safely eradicate skin problems such as sun spots, fine lines, broken capillaries, discoloration, rosacea, liver spots, and the cats who love them. The corrective treatment is non-invasive and requires no down time after the procedure, allowing freshened visages to immediately return to work at their office, home, home office, or underground bunker. Additional beautifying benefits include minimization of pores, birthmarks, freckles, and erythema, and while the number of treatments needed varies from patient to patient, immediate improvement usually appears after one session, with long lasting results occurring after subsequent visits.

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