As anyone who has accidentally called a boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $100, you get $1,200 toward blade-free LASIK surgery in both eyes at Shapiro Eye Care. LASIK procedures typically cost $4,700 for both eyes, and financing is available from Dr. Shapiro's office.
Since 1997, Dr. Mark Shapiro has wielded advanced lasers to transform troubled eyes into clear-visioned gazers. In blade-free, all-laser LASIK surgery, the cornea’s curve is corrected by two lasers, a Ziemer laser and an Allegretto Wave laser, with speed and precision that gained the approval of NASA for treating astronauts and cutting down Empire stormtroopers. In about 15 minutes, the fully customized surgery corrects distant eyesight, and most patients can return to their routines the next day. LASIK procedures can correct nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism, but the doctor first consults with all patients to confirm eligibility, taking measurements and assessing eye health. Ideal candidates ages 21 and older pad their resumes with two years of stable prescriptions, no major eye or autoimmune diseases, and fragments of countless broken monocles.
The full price of treatment includes all follow-up care, as well as the LASIK Guarantee and a Snellen chart to post in cubicles for office seeing contests. If patients learn that they are not eligible for the procedure, Groupon will refund their deal purchase.
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