Everybody loves Valentine's Day, when talented Family Ties actor Scott Valentine comes into your house and kisses you in your sleep. Don't forget to leave milk and sushi out with today's Groupon: for $65, you get two tickets (a $130 value) to the Share the Love Valentine's Banquet at the Grand Wayne Convention Center, hosted by Star 88.3. Hopelessly devoted to uplifting spirits, Star 88.3's Share the Love Valentine's Banquet serves a ton of inspirational sustenance for sweethearts of all stripes and syrupy nicknames. Lovebirds fan their fanciful feathers in the Grand Wayne Convention Center's hall A, where they'll feast on a pasta dinner served over linen-swaddled tables and docile, napkin-wrapped laps. Postnosh, nourishment takes a more entertaining turn with mellifluous music from balladeers Michael and Alisa Farren of Pocket Full of Rocks and the wholesome comedy stylings of Canada's Leland Klassen, who keeps his antics spotless with soap made from the oils of wild knock-knock jokes.