Shear Dimensions


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In a Nutshell

  • Two soothing service options
  • 30+ years of experience
  • Friendly, skilled staff
  • Complimentary coffee

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Promotional value expires Aug 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for treatment purchased. By appointment only. No cash back. No cash value. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

The world’s first day-spa owner invited clients to “experience the healing powers of this here tar pit,” which was bad news for their clientele but invaluable for modern-day archeologists. Preserve well-being without becoming permanently preserved with today’s Groupon to Shear Dimensions in Cranston. Choose between the following services:

  • For $40, you get an oil-wrap body treatment (an $85 value).
  • For $30, you get a men’s facial with pressure-points massage (a $60 value).

Shear Dimensions has served as a humble haven of beauty and relaxation for more than 30 years. Choose to cocoon the body with a one-hour oil-wrap body treatment that smoothes and silkifies skin suits. From nimble necks to twinkling toes, the body is invigoratingly exfoliated and then slathered with aromatherapy oils.

Alternately, escape from the daily barrage of errands and aggressive street mimes with a one-hour men’s facial, which includes a deep cleansing, breakout degunking, the extraction of any ingrown hairs or blackheads, and a balancing mask. Finally, a pressure-point massage with aromatherapy trumps tension and exposes troves of valuable underface relics.

While offering an armada of beautifying treatments, Shear Dimensions’ highly skilled staff of epidermal enchanters are eager to help facial façades and bone blankets feel at home by offering them a complimentary cup of coffee.

Shear Dimensions

From the outside it looks like a single-family home, complete with a brick chimney jutting from the roof and a garage in back. But since 1979, the only occupants of the house have been the barbers, stylists, and aestheticians of Shear Dimensions. The staff is populated by such veterans as Pat Petronio, a barber who's been cutting hair for more than 40 years. Elsewhere on staff you'll find licensed massage therapist Donna Celona, who is well-versed not only in massage techniques, but in linguistics as well; the Brazilian native speaks five languages fluently, and can perform four distinct types of massages.

Customer Reviews

Great place, great owners, great massage and facials. Really great. Going back!
Clara A. · December 23, 2015
They ladies here are the nicest group of people. They were excellent.
Rebecca G. · January 31, 2015
If you get a massage, ask for Donna. She did a great job.
Jen B. · July 26, 2014
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    885 Reservoir Ave.

    Cranston, Rhode Island 02910

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