If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Tame tresses for easy scaling with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a 60-minute keratin express blowout at Shear Miracle in Hilton Head (a $150 value).
During 60-minute Keratin Complex express blowouts, stylists saturate distressed strands with a keratin-infused elixir that can reduce up to 95% of frizz. The silkening procedure safely floods the cuticles of all hair types with keratin protein, transforming manes damaged by rigorous exercises in coloring, chemical processing, and wearing hats made of chewed gum. Frizz and fuzz loosen their grips on once-mutilated manes as the powerful proteins fulfill their conditioning obligations and build a barricade to ward off humidity's style-crimping effects. For four to six weeks after the blowout, clients can revel in tresses that are more manageable and as smooth as a silver-tongued silk robe.