Every time a new idea crosses the mind, a new hair sprouts as the idea tries to escape the brain and patent itself. Keep thoughts in check with today's hair-disciplining Groupon: for $39, you get a hairstyling and waxing package (a $120 total value) at Sheer Drama. The package includes the following:

• Haircut (a $33 value)
• Style (a $16 value)
• Hair facial (a $30 value)
• Deep-conditioning treatment (a $15 value)
• Eyebrow and lip wax (a $13 value each)
  
  

Sheer Drama's dedicated stylists equip clients with confidence through salon treatments that highlight individual beauty. Above-the-neck makeovers begin with a hair facial, gently exfoliating the scalp and removing impurities left behind by products, hard water, and using your head as a papier-mâché piñata mold. After the facial, the stylist applies a deep-conditioning treatment infused with antioxidants and soy proteins, which can help console damaged, dry, and color-treated strands by restoring elasticity and mending split ends. Scissors then toss on a pair of cleats so that they can more easily grab hold of slippery-smooth hair, which is cut and styled into a shape that complements facial features, including freshly waxed eyebrows and mouth hoods.

The entire beautification process takes about an hour, give or take a second. While Sheer Drama's staff adheres to the motto that the most attractive thing you can wear is confidence, they still prefer that clients come to the salon fully clothed.