What You'll Get
Although hindsight is inarguably 20/20, straddling the pilot's seat backward is no way to land that plane. Actually improve your vision with today's Groupon: for $2,500, you get a complete LASIK vision-correction surgery at Shenandoah LASIK & Cataract Center in Winchester (a $5,200 value).
John A. Stefano, M.D., F.A.C.S. has performed more than 8,000 LASIK procedures since 1997 and more than 25,000 eye surgeries of all types to date. LASIK surgery at Shenandoah is performed with an excimer laser to treat the surface below the cornea, correcting nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. Having helped millions of eyeballs worldwide, LASIK helps to diminish or even terminate a patient's need for spectacles, contact lenses, and everyday periscopes. The excimer laser's ultraviolet light does not penetrate the eye or disturb its other parts, leaving the sensory spheres haze-free and ready to take mental snapshots of the sentient gnomes ransacking the neighborhood.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, May buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be approved by doctor as a candidate for Lasik. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.