Wearing glasses can be inconvenient, especially when trying to put in your contacts. Enjoy a lens-free lifestyle with today's Groupon: for $2,500, you get a complete LASIK vision-correction surgery at Shenandoah LASIK & Cataract Center in Winchester (a $5,200 value).
At Shenandoah LASIK & Cataract Center, Dr. John A. Stefano draws on experience performing more than 8,000 LASIK surgeries in his 33-year career when enhancing peepers. Nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism flee during roughly 20-minute LASIK procedures. Dr. Stefano begins by applying an anesthetic to eyes, numbing them so they don't feel pain during the surgery. He then incises a small flap into the cornea, giving laser beams access to the tissue that blurs vision. Corneal reshaping takes 15–60 seconds, and vision will be blurry for a few days afterward as the eyes heal. With time, many former patrons have reported 20/20 vision and the realization that they'd been living inside a Dairy Queen for years.