What You'll Get
Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a sniper package and free entry on your second visit from Sherkston Paintball in Port Colborne (a $68.93 value).
Sherkston Paintball locks and loads colour-slugs on four fields complete with bunkers, fallen trees, forts, and more. The sniper package equips gamers with a full-day play pass and unlimited air supply for their sharp-shooting BT Omega paintball rifles. Strap on an extreme rage mask with a defogger and fire up to 500 non-toxic paintballs at covert canvases to transform pants into Pollocked masterpieces. The friendly staff emphasizes safe, rule-abiding play and furnishes neck guards and chest protectors to armed artists while supplies last. Sherkston only allows the use of its own paintballs, which are non-toxic, wash out of clothes, and were grass-fed on organic paint farms.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Must sign waiver. Tax included. Click here for specific driving directions. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Sherkston Paintball Park & Pro Shop
Hyper tubing and barrels surround an empty school bus in the centre of one of Sherkston Paintball's four woodland fields, while a two-storey tower stands tall among a huddle of lower-slung structures in another. Players can navigate through medium to thick brush in the aptly named Brush Field, or ambush the Attack & Defend field's 100-foot-long fort, which hinders blitzes with walls reaching more than nine feet and a tower missing a princess with scalable hair. Alternately, bunkers are the only obstruction on a new speedball field that's surrounded by a seating area for spectators.
Along with outdoor bouts every Saturday and Sunday throughout the year, Sherkston Paintball hosts annual events and tournaments. Players can also get the most up-to-date gear at the fully-stocked, on site pro-shop.