Paintball is like a production of Hamlet: it's exciting, demanding, and by the end everyone has pretend-died. Take paintball arms against a sea of troubles with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a sniper package and free entry on your second visit from Sherkston Paintball in Port Colborne (a $68.93 value).

Sherkston Paintball locks and loads colour-slugs on four fields complete with bunkers, fallen trees, forts, and more. The sniper package equips gamers with a full-day play pass and unlimited air supply for their sharp-shooting BT Omega paintball rifles. Strap on an extreme rage mask with a defogger and fire up to 500 non-toxic paintballs at covert canvases to transform pants into Pollocked masterpieces. The friendly staff emphasizes safe, rule-abiding play and furnishes neck guards and chest protectors to armed artists while supplies last. Sherkston only allows the use of its own paintballs, which are non-toxic, wash out of clothes, and were grass-fed on organic paint farms.