What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon to Sherman Oaks Dental. Choose between two options:
- For $49, you get teeth cleaning, a dental exam, and x-rays (a $251 value).
- For $197, you get Zoom! teeth whitening (a $395 value).
Dr. Bjornbak, a dentist with 23 years of experience fighting scum in the trenches of patients' teeth, cleans, whitens, and repairs mouth ornaments with his friendly staff at Sherman Oaks Dental. Patients who pick the first option will have clinging tooth-lichen swept free in addition to receiving a dental exam and a full set of 18 x-rays to determine their suitability for adamantium jaws. In the second option, Zoom! whitening burnishes tarnished toothcoats 6 to 8 shades, using bleaching gel activated by a nearly painless laser to combat stains collected over years of guzzling battery acid.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 48-hour cancellation or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.