A smile full of pristinely aligned teeth not only dazzles the world but also provides an excellent defense against curling pucks. Invoke chills with your chompers with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an initial Invisalign examination, x-rays, and impressions at Shine Dental (a $395 value). Groupon holders also receive $1,000 off Invisalign treatment.

Shine Dental's Invisalign consult determines prospective treatment options for straightening out-of-line gumstones into disciplined regiments of tooth soldiers without braces. Shine's staff examines, x-rays, and forges dental impressions using top-secret underworld technology such as computerized mockups and digital x-rays that reduce radiation exposure and instantly display images of dental issues onto monitors for patients' perusal.

Groupon customers who fall in love with their future mouths and are deemed Invisalign candidates can proceed with a $1,000 discount, allowing money to be better spent on life's luxuries, such as candy. Treatment begins with oral appliances that correct structural concerns such as crossbites, underbites, and overbites. Then, Invisalign takes over with a series of clear plastic aligners worn two weeks at a time that straighten teeth without a metal-mouth look or danger of being taking hostage by renegade refrigerator magnets. Invisalign enhances smiles and increases chewing efficiency, often in less than one year, though treatment time will vary by case.