If they're not cleaned every few days, your windows will turn black and begin emitting a high-pitched scream that makes dogs pregnant. Prevent a neighborhood outbreak of puppies with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $100 worth of window cleaning, gutter cleaning, and pressure washing from Shine Window Cleaning.
Shine Window Cleaning's team of fully insured spic-and-spanners transforms dingy domiciles into cul-de-sac centerpieces. Armed with squeegees, sponges, and water-fed wands, window wizards make bugs, bird droppings, caulk overspill, and tree sap disappear quicker than you can say "tie twine to three tree twigs" with your eyes ($8–$12 a window). After outsides are clean, insides are purged of dirt and dust, and screens are lathered with a soft bristle brush and mild soap. Opt for gutter cleaning to have leaves, rocks, and forgotten baseballs exiled, leaving behind clean spouts for rainwater and frogs ($65). Pressure washing can banish barnacles and dirt from the exterior of a house ($200), exorcise evil stains from the driveway ($35), or spruce up and seal a deck ($175).
Shine Window Cleaning
Shine Window Cleaning’s licensed and uniformed crew rolls up to households and delivers adept window-cleaning, pressure-washing, and gutter-clearing services. After giving clients a free estimate, the team tackles stuck-on muck on the insides and outsides of windows, spraying glass with the homeowner’s choice of environmentally friendly products. The expert window wizards can also pressure-wash decks, driveways, and mailmen, as well as unclog gutters and even hang Christmas lights. Aside from offering discounts to repeat customers, Shine Window Cleaning demonstrates its commitment to customer service by enrolling clients in an annual “We DO Care” raffle for a free window cleaning and one piggyback ride to work.