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Ship Shape Tanning's Norvell-certified skin misters bronze epidermises with careful precision for a UV-free, sun-kissed look. During an approximately half-hour misting, an experienced technician evenly darkens the outer layer of skin with a solution that, like the finest hummingbird wedding cakes, is naturally derived from sugar cane and red raspberries. To enhance and prolong tanned physiques, Ship Shape recommends you refer to a list of before and after tips, which include avoiding deodorants, lotions, tight clothing, and falling anvils.