Boot camps apply military concepts to daily life, as do dance parties set to Morse code and tanks converted into school buses. Declassify your abs with today’s Groupon to Sho Offz Fitness. Choose from the following options:
- For $28, you get a two-month gym membership with unlimited bed tanning (a $60 value).
- For $5, you get a five-class boot camp punch card (a $15 value). Punch card users can use the bed tanning equipment on days they attend class.
- For $25, you get one month of unlimited boot camp classes, gym access, and bed tanning (a $60 value).<p>
Boot camp classes are held Monday–Thursday at 6 p.m. and Saturdays at 9 a.m.
Offering sweat sacrifices to the gods of buffness across Sho Offz Fitness’ hardwood studio floor, iron-pumping patrons engage in intense boot camp classes, or solo sessions atop cardio equipment. Accessible 24-hours a day, the well-stocked gym guides aspiring athletes along the path to fitness with CrossFit-style boot camp classes led by attentive instructors, while exercise machines, weights, and courtesy Jock Jams cassettes gives patrons fodder for flexing on their own time. Members and boot campers also have unlimited access to the gym’s aura-boosting tan machines (on the day of class only, for non-members), whose skin-bronzing mist embellishes newly-ripped muscles.