Winston Churchill was famous for the high standards he applied to alcohol, quipping, "Liquor is quicker, but get me a single malt scotch with moon rocks in it! I'm the English president!" Be like Ol' Winnie with today's Groupon: for $15, you get two ShotBongs with shipping from Serial Entertainment LLC (up to a $39.93 value).
Harnessing its patented flap technology, the ShotBong dispenses a one-two punch of drink and chaser down the awaiting gullets of party persons. Fill the downspout with up to 1.25 ounces of a favorite top-shelf, well, or bathtub drink before topping off the upraised compartment with a preferred chaser. The hooch holster, engineered from a flexible tube attached to a durable chamber, sends alcohol and nonalcohol careening toward imbibers in one smooth rivulet that eliminates liquor burn. The ShotBong kick-starts all manner of festivities, gathering chanting friends at house parties, cheering fans at tailgates, and high-fiving waiters at dinner dates.