The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $35, you get an oil change inspection package from Showcase Honda (up to an $85 value).

Showcase Honda's troop of trained technicians refresh vehicles with routine maintenance, keeping roadsters safe and driving smoothly. Your car's 30–45-minute session at the spa begins with an oil and filter change, pumping new fossil fuel deep into the chambers of the engine's heart. Next, the auto whisperer performs a multipoint inspection, checking over belts, hoses, fans, and seat-plushiness levels. A tire rotation follows, ensuring proper wear on all four wagon wheels. Finally, an interior vacuum and car wash leaves the motorcar gleaming inside and out, like a mirror after a month-long juice fast.

Though Showcase Honda sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.