The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: $49 for a dental exam, x-rays, and routine cleaning (a $267 value) at Shumway Dental Care in Chandler. This Groupon is for new patients and is particularly recommended for those whose usual dental upkeep consists of toothpicks and rubbing a saliva-wettened finger across their teeth.
Dr. Andrew Shumway and his team of eight—one for each incisor in a senator’s smile—go to great lengths in their roles as crushers of cavities and enemies of enamel erosion. A new-patient exam ($75) lets Shumway Dental Care shake hands with patients’ teeth and get a feel for the terrain. A full-mouth x-ray ($110) will uncover the deep, dark, childhood secrets lurking within the hearts of premolars, while a routine cleaning ($82) will undo the damage done by years of gnawing on Gramps’ homemade “chewin’ tobacky” and washing it down with his patented “bathtub Pepsi.”
Shumway Dental Care prides itself on creating a caring and comfortable environment for its patients, especially ones who associate dentistry with drills, heavy-metal music, and armies of skeletons. For questions, see patient information. This Groupon is limited to one set of teeth per customer’s face.
- Our family has seen Dr. Andrew Shumway for 15 years. He is the best dentist in the area. Honest, best equipment, best staff, excellent advice, and always up to the minute on the most advanced dental procedures. He cares about you and your family and won't try to sell you anything you don't need. – Queen B., Insider Pages
- The staff is very courteous and professional. The office is also very big on technology and has new gadgets to try out. – Jodi O., Insider Pages
- The front office was very acomidating [sic] and were able to make a follow up appointment that fit into my husbands [sic] schedule. Very nice office and great staff. – azrdms, Kudzu
3150 S Gilbert Rd. #1
Chandler, Arizona 85286Get Directions