Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $129, you get a 45-minute custom couple's massage with chocolates and a nonalcoholic sparkling beverage at The Spa at Signature Smiles on South Prairie View Drive (a $350 value).
The sweetheart special lets pampering partners customize their own massages, choosing from 45 minutes of Swedish, lomi-lomi, sports, deep-tissue, aromatherapy, hot-stone, or shiatsu massage to receive a relaxing reprieve from draining debates about whether or not to teach the dog about Zeus. Snacking on a box of chocolates and sipping nonalcoholic sparkling beverages calms clients before back-cartographers draft one-of-a-kind spinal maps, applying firm yet gentle pressure to increase circulation, evict toxins, relieve stress, and inspire pizza dough-making daydreams.
Upon scheduling an appointment, guests may upgrade their Groupon to a 90-minute massage for an additional $150, a 120-minute massage for an additional $300, or receive an entirely new skeletal structure for three large rubies and one unicorn tail feather.
Signature Smiles was recognized in the Utah's 2010 Best of State
- From the beginning, Dr. Nelson has been committed to excellence in his field. – Best of State, Utah 2010