What You'll Get
The term “horsepower” comes from a revolutionary chant popular amongst 18th-century equines as they raised their hooves to protest stale oats and embarrassingly braided manes. Prevent vehicular labor disputes with today’s Groupon: for $19, you get an oil change, fluid top-off, and 27-point safety inspection at Signature VW Hyundai of Murfreesboro (a $58 total value).
Signature VW Hyundai’s factory-trained auto technicians administer engine massages that penetrate beyond your car’s metallic exoskeleton to relieve uptight pistons with tender care. Echoes of cars honking their horns in ecstasy fill the service center, where technicians flatter engine innards with a five-quart deluge of nonsynthetic oil and exchange each blackened oil filter for a spotless counterpart. A 27-point safety test leaves no nozzle or connection unturned, thoroughly assessing filters, brakes, and batteries to root out delinquent parts. To complete the 45-minute package, technicians top off transmission, brake, power-steering, and coolant fluids to ensure that cars stay supple and hydrated for future demolition derbies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid for filter and up to 5 quarts of non-synthetic oil. Extra fee for synthetic oil. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.