If it weren't for flowers, bees could only suck nectar from picnic sandwiches, cream sodas, and goblins' tears. Give your honey the sweetest, silkiest stuff with today's Groupon: for $29, you get $100 worth of silk flower arrangements from Silk Mama. Arrangements can be sent anywhere within the 48 continental United States, and this Groupon can be applied toward tax and shipping costs.
Like a flower girl at a tropical birthday wedding on Christmas Island, Silk Mama's online boutique is prepped with pretty petals for sundry tastes and occasions. Browse through its Intershelves to find a classic large white rose pomander ($70) for a wedding, a fun citrus centerpiece ($80) for a birthday, or a patriotic wreath ($75) for the vice president you're crushing on. Over-achievers, meanwhile, can give their school teacher something sweet to look at while grading that 275-page book report on Finnegans Wake, by customizing an arrangement with the school's colors, like the Silk Mama bouquet made for the Reynoldsburg Tornados ($60). Or, to make your sweetheart feel loved all year long without permanently stitching your lips to theirs, send them a bundle of their birth-month flower to commemorate their annual aging. Silk Mama can also customize a one-of-a-kind gift to match its extensive assortment of pre-conceived bouquets.
Because Silk Mama's flowers are made from synthetic materials, they won't aggravate your allergies, wilt without water, or make you susceptible to promising your daughter to an enchanted beast. Most arrangements are shipped within two to four weeks, although expedited shipping is available for an extra charge.
You can redeem this Groupon starting August 27.