Children are smaller versions of adults, which means they eat smaller portions, pay smaller capital gains taxes, and are only allowed to declare war on smaller nations. Dress them in suitably small clothes with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of humorous kids’ wear from Silly Souls. Shipping is free for purchases totaling $50 and more.
Silly Souls stocks a variety of attitude-infused fashions that primarily fit the 0- to 6-year-old set, but induces pleasant involuntary abdominal spasms in all ages. A stack of wild onesies ($15.99) adorned with chest-borne slogans allows mute infants to make desperate cries for help with “milk junkie” or flaunt prodigy cred with "Genius = Qt(π),” also known as Baby's First Theorem. Following this expressive trajectory, Silly Souls’ text-emblazoned shoes($19.99), give little feet a chance to stand for something before their owners can even stand. Big brothers and sisters are also represented by the shop’s stockpile of chortle-causing kids' T-shirts ($15.99), including “Big Brother - AKA The Boss.” To adorn pre-thinkers with a dollop of sophistication, Silly Souls’ The New Yorker baby collection of clothes and plates sports the magazine’s iconic cartoons, which make babies look less out-of-place when they start to pile up on the coffee table.