What You'll Get
Lasers can do things only dreamed about in previous centuries, including burning DVDs, cutting through iron, and guarding your iron safe of DVDs. Reap the slimming benefits of photon technology with today's Groupon: for $550, you get three Zerona fat-trimming treatments at Sima Medical & Cosmetic Clinic in Woodinville (a $1,162.50 value).
At the helm of the FDA-approved Zerona machine, registered nurse practitioner and certified laser operator Sima Rafii, formerly of Longevite Medical & Cosmetic, exiles inches from the body's organ empire using nonsurgical procedures. The fat-trimming process begins after a consultation that documents the client's initial weight, full-body measurements, and favorite SAT question. Guests will then lie comfortably as a trained technician places a low-level laser on the targeted area of the body (waist, hips, thighs, etc.), forcing stool-pigeon fat cells to shrink under intense light beams. Clients are free to pass each 40-minute treatment reading or playing ceiling-tile tic-tac-toe while the Zerona laser safely slims their bodies. Although one session can efficiently eliminate inches, Sima Medical recommends six treatments for the best results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. 24hr cancellation notice or $35 fee may apply. Consultation required. Valid only at listed location. May redeem across visits; 3-day max. recommended between treatments. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Sima Medical & Cosmetic Clinic
Under the expert guidance of advanced registered nurse practitioner Sima Rafii, the staff at Sima Medical & Cosmetic Clinic restores patients' health and confidence with a full menu of wellness services. Their medical treatments cover dermatologic conditions such as acne, rashes, and sun damage, as well as annual dermatology skin exams covered by most insurances. Armed with lasers, they turn their hands to cosmetic services such as hair removal, fotofacials, and Liposonix body-contouring treatments. The skincare experts with seven years of experience and thousands of injections under their belts, also smooth epidermises with microdermabrasion, Botox, Juvéderm, Radiesse, and Xeomin injections, and coach clients on how to care for their skin and train it to win all-state skin care trophies.