What You'll Get
During Prohibition, bootleggers made their own booze by burying grapes underground or catching moonbeams in a jar of water. Make beer the easy way with today's Groupon: for $70, new customers get all the ingredients required to brew six cases of specialty GrouBrew Beer from Simcoe Brewing Company (a $140 value including all service fees, taxes, and materials). Customers must personally add the yeast into the unfermented beer and sign a declaration that the beer they make will be for personal use and not sold.
Simcoe Brewing Company offers brew aficionados the chance to crank out custom, made-to-order brews that balance the depths of their customers' culinary imaginations with the artistry of their alcohol-fermenting abilities. Crafted specifically for today's Groupon, GrouBrew is a limited release formulated so as to not offend picky palates or mature Goldilockses, tasting neither too heavy nor too bitter nor too malty.
This package contains all the necessary ingredients and materials to brew six cases of specialty GrouBrew, including all taxes and service fees. To catalyze their beer's creation, beginning brewers passionately pilgrimage to Simcoe's Barrie headquarters to pitch the yeast into the wort (unfermented beer) and return when brewing is complete (typically two weeks later) to package it themselves, ensuring that precious bubble wrap goes blissfully unpopped.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New customers only. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.