What You'll Get
Eating dessert is a safe, tidy blend of sweet treats and after-dinner entertainment, unlike composing sonnets with cake frosting or dipping clowns in hot fudge. Retire to a sweet respite with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of ice cream, delectable desserts, bulk candy, and more at Simka’s Sweets in Clermont.
Answering humanity's unwavering call for hearty, unprocessed desserts and ice cream, Simka’s boasts a menu full of timeless tongue delighters and inventive after-dinner sweets. The old-timey ice cream shop—which offers kosher varieties of its signature treat—scoops up 12 flavors of Blue Bunny ice cream ($2.58–$3.69), including vanilla, coffee, and rainbow sherbet flecked with gold from Simka's leprechaun confectioners. Singular sundaes such as the Kookie Cookie top two scoops of cookies 'n cream with a light Oreo dusting ($5.97) and blended fruit smoothies are packed with the energy needed to navigate treacherous commute or outrun bullies on horseback ($3.49).
Nuzzled in a homey, traditional atmosphere, Simka’s offers a subtly sugared respite from impersonal dessert spot. Each of Simka's dedicated team members is technically a manager, meaning they can handle any questions or concerns and, like all senior staff, can levitate slightly and read dogs' thoughts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.