When it comes to man's best friend, most men prefer a car to a dog, as cars are not only less likely to soil the couch, but also make for better transportation on a date. Keep your best friend well groomed with today's Groupon: for $14, you get one The Best car wash at Simoniz Car Wash (a $29.99 value). Choose from one of Simoniz Car Wash’s five locations in Norcross, Tucker, or from the Cobb Parkway, Roswell Road, or Johnson Ferry Road locations in Marietta.

The Best car wash pampers transporters with a 20-minute shine-restoring exterior wash and detailed interior de-gunking. Car caretakers ensure that carriages are cleaned from their hard exoskeletons to soft underbellies to mate-attracting rims before interior vacuuming and dusting removes all remnants of Cheerios explosions and land barnacles. Dashboard, console, door, and cup-holder conditioning returns auto interiors to a fresh-picked state, and windshields lose bug and dirt debris before welcoming a visibility-boosting Rain-X treatment. After a tire shine matches trundling rubber to trendy patent-leather streets, a team of wash techs gives autos a final soft-cloth rubdown, assuring all the essential oils get absorbed into their thick skins.

Though Simoniz Car Wash offers discounts via email for customers who provide that information, this Groupon is the best option requiring no further commitment from buyers.