Kayakers, unlike pancakes or depressed turtles, muster the will to get themselves upright when flipped upside down. Float through life with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 toward kayak rentals from Simple Adventures, valid for drop-off within Oakland, Wayne, and Macomb Counties.
Simple Adventures lets kayakers pick their own paddling venue and delivers its people-propelled water-vehicle rentals straight to customers' preferred launching spots. Spite faithless guidance counselors by ordering up floating leg covers and morphing into the Transformer you always dreamed of becoming for a four-hour, half-day watery sojourn ($50), a full 8-hour day with paddle-armed fun ($75), or rent by the hour ($15 / hr). Patrons can circle Belle Isle, traverse Lake St. Clair, or request a drop-off at a secret lake of their choice.