Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $35 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $70 value)
- $99 for three 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $210 value)
Clients may choose from a Swedish, a deep-tissue, or a pregnancy massage.
Simple Elegance Massage and Yoga Company
At Simple Elegance Massage and Yoga Company, eager instructors lead students through a rotating schedule of yoga and dance classes, such as gentle yoga, dance, and hot yoga. Students can also climb atop massage tables and relax as a licensed massage therapist's practiced strokes transform stress into blissful quietude or as they silence pain like an old-school librarian silences a shelf full of audiobooks.