What You'll Get
If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.
$29 for a 45- to 60-Minute Thai Massage ($100 Value)
Clients lie fully clothed on a cushioned mat as the therapist focuses on pressure points and meridian lines to free energy blockages and aid in detoxification.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 29, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Simple Elegance Massage and Yoga Company
At Simple Elegance Massage and Yoga Company, eager instructors lead students through a rotating schedule of yoga and dance classes, such as gentle yoga, dance, and hot yoga. Students can also climb atop massage tables and relax as a licensed massage therapist's practiced strokes transform stress into blissful quietude or as they silence pain like an old-school librarian silences a shelf full of audiobooks.