Families can agree on eating pizza for dinner, even if they're divided about whether the moon is a satellite or the earth’s malformed twin. Reinforce family ties with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a large specialty pizza (a $13.99 value) and a 2-liter bottle of soda (a $2.50 value) at Simple Simon's Pizza in Paola, KS (a $16.49 total value).

Simple Simon's Pizza piles a wide assortment of toppings onto three types of fresh, made-from-scratch crusts for each hearty specialty pie listed on its menu. The cheeseburger pizza convinces hamburger beef to join onions, pickles, and mustard in an escape from a life on the bun, and the Pepperoni Pounder strews a full pound of meaty silver dollars over a wishing fountain of dough. A fleet of six carnivore-friendly ingredients, such as italian sausage and canadian bacon, meets with four veggies, including mushrooms and black olives, to discuss a business merger atop the Big 10. Each slice can be hosed down with a 2-liter bottle of soda, which washes down tasty mouthfuls much like a make-out session with a fire hydrant.