What You'll Get
Families can agree on eating pizza for dinner, even if they're divided about whether the moon is a satellite or the earth’s malformed twin. Reinforce family ties with today's Groupon: for $8, you get a large specialty pizza (a $13.99 value) and a 2-liter bottle of soda (a $2.50 value) at Simple Simon's Pizza in Paola, KS (a $16.49 total value).
Simple Simon's Pizza piles a wide assortment of toppings onto three types of fresh, made-from-scratch crusts for each hearty specialty pie listed on its menu. The cheeseburger pizza convinces hamburger beef to join onions, pickles, and mustard in an escape from a life on the bun, and the Pepperoni Pounder strews a full pound of meaty silver dollars over a wishing fountain of dough. A fleet of six carnivore-friendly ingredients, such as italian sausage and canadian bacon, meets with four veggies, including mushrooms and black olives, to discuss a business merger atop the Big 10. Each slice can be hosed down with a 2-liter bottle of soda, which washes down tasty mouthfuls much like a make-out session with a fire hydrant.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Carryout only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Simple Simon's Pizza
At Simple Simon’s Pizza, pies are anything but simple. The kitchen can whip up traditional pizzas, such as the Hawaiian and the green-pepper-and-sausage-bedecked Supreme, but the chefs really use their culinary imaginations when it comes to the house-specialty pizzas, which come topped with anything from hamburger and pickles to lettuce and potato chips. Simple Simon’s ovens also bake up calzones and stromboli. Chicken wings in flavors such as barbecue, Cajun, or hot wings round out the menu, along with desserts such as sweet bites of breadsticks wearing a cinnamon and icing disguise.