Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's deal: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments, plus 10% off the Simple Choice membership program, at Simplicity Laser (up to a $957 value).
Simplicity helps evict wily follicle lodgers with state-of-the-art hair-razing equipment. Gently pulverize strands from the upper lip, chin, back or front of neck, brow, ears, bikini line, or underarms with concentrated pulsed photons, which coax squatting follicles out of their skin homes with laser wavelengths and candy. Simplicity's triad of modern laser technologies promises safe, fast, and effective treatment, while eliminating about 90% of the pain commonly associated with laser hair removal. The fuzz busters also offer Groupon peeps a 10% discount on the Simple Choice membership program, a customizable option that provides body-wide laserings with no additional charges for touch-ups or hairless high fives.
Simplicity Laser was featured in a segment on ABC 15.