Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-reduction treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's Groupon: a skin-smoothing laser hair-reduction package at Simplicity Laser Hair Removal. Choose between the following two options:

• For $99, you get eight laser hair-reduction treatments on a select small area (a $200–$960 total value). Click here for a list of valid body areas.
• For $199, you get three Brazilian bikini laser hair-reduction treatments (a $735 value).

Simplicity helps evict wily follicle lodgers with advanced hair-razing laser equipment. Gently pulverize strands from the most visible parts of the body with eight treatments of concentrated pulsed photons, which coax squatting body thread out of its skin home with laser wavelengths and candy. Clients who desire to eradicate hair from rarely seen locales can engage in a trio of Brazilian laser treatments to thin and banish hair from its bikini and superhero-spandex vacation spots. Simplicity's triad of modern laser technologies promises safe, fast, and effective treatment. While these treatments can be effective in permanently reducing unwanted fuzz, several sessions may be required for full reduction, due to hair-growth dormancy, laser-absorption rates, and hard-to-locate follicle foxholes.

Additionally, Simplicity will offer a 10% discount off of membership fees for Groupon customers who opt to join the Simple Choice membership program, a customizable program which offers body-wide laser treatments for a monthly rate.