In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a hot-oil exfoliating massage (a $115 value) at Simplify Your Life in Fallbrook. During the 75-minute treatment, one of the spa's qualified soul-sculptors will blend a number of relaxing massage modalities into a tissue-tenderizing goulash that will simmer away tension. At the same time, they'll syrup your back's stack of pain-cakes with a pleasantly heated oil before exfoliating the skin, leaving it clear enough to decipher the map of capillaries that lead to buried treasure.
Five Yelpers give Simplify Your Life an average of 3.5 stars:
1434 S Mission Rd.
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