What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a hot-oil exfoliating massage (a $115 value) at Simplify Your Life in Fallbrook. During the 75-minute treatment, one of the spa's qualified soul-sculptors will blend a number of relaxing massage modalities into a tissue-tenderizing goulash that will simmer away tension. At the same time, they'll syrup your back's stack of pain-cakes with a pleasantly heated oil before exfoliating the skin, leaving it clear enough to decipher the map of capillaries that lead to buried treasure.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.