There's nothing more beautiful than the innocence of a child, unless that child is covered in pie filling. Outbeauty pie-gobbling youth with the help of today's Groupon: for $32, new clients get $65 worth of services at Simply Bliss Salon. The salon is closed on Sundays.

Simply Bliss Salon is a welcoming studio that offers a complete package of hair, nail, and waxing services. Transform mop tops from beastly to beautiful with a women's ($65+) or men's ($30+) haircut. The expert stylists carefully observe frizzled head threads before crafting them into perfectly groomed manes with the help of scissors and at least two artful eyes. Clients frequently badgered by nesting birds can take advantage of Simply Bliss's hair-removal services. Achieve an automaton's sleekness with a Brazilian ($40), or work your way up to bare ability with a bikini-line ($25), full-leg ($60), upper-lip ($13), or chest or back ($50) treatment. Patrons whose bodily foliage is already properly primped can opt for the nail services. Chalkboard encounters lead to unsightly nails that require a manicure's restorative powers ($17), and screeching swipes from the foot fingers render the lower digits deserving of a pedicure ($40). This Groupon also entitles users to 10% off the purchase of products, so they can keep their eyebrows lacquered and their toenails tweezed from home. Call to make an appointment.

New clients only. Must be 12 years of age or older for chemical services.

Reviews

Seven Yelpers give Simply Bliss Salon an average of 4.5 stars and Yahoo! Locals award it a firm five-star average.

• Simply Bliss is not like any other salon in the area. The staff is very genuine and the atmosphere is unpretentious. – Katie K., Yahoo! Local
• I spent a few years dashing around trying to find a Hair Salon that met all my expectations. Simply Bliss Salon was a perfect fit. Prices are affordable, great location-- for Washington, D.C. – Yolanda, Yahoo! Local