According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by "money avalanche." Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of gourmet desserts plus $5 toward shipping from Simply Delectable Gourmets' online store (a $45 total value).
Simply Delectable Gourmets handcrafts sweet-tooth ticklers and custom-packages them upon order. Send some sugar by shipping a loved one the heart-shaped chocolate-covered Oreos ($12/dozen) or an engagement ring dipped in chocolate. The morsel maker also concocts cake pops ($15/dozen), mini mouth-pleasers available in 17 cake flavors and with 15 toppings that customers can mix and match. Cake pops also manifest as predesigned tidbits in forms such as the blue hawaiian, a pineapple-cake sphere slathered with coconut and rum frosting and dipped in blue white chocolate. Gooey marshmallow clings to chocolate and candy pieces in the gourmet marshmallow pops ($20/dozen), and the custom fortune cookies ($6/dozen)⎯handmade and dipped in chocolate⎯carry messages of buyers' choosing, such as, "Thanks for telling me my shoes were close to becoming untied." Although delivery costs are extra, today's deal also includes $5 toward shipping.