Originally a still-life art form, boudoir photography switched to human subjects when clothiers stopped making apple-size garter belts. Bite the fruits of seduction with today's Groupon to Simply Boudoir Photography. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a 90-minute boudoir photo session (a $150 value) with one 8"x10" print or two 5"x7" prints (a $20 value; a $170 total value).
• For $79, you get a 90-minute boudoir photo session as well as hair and makeup done by a professional stylist (a $250 value) with one 8"x10" print or two 5"x7" prints (a $20 value, a $270 total value).

As the eyes behind Simply Boudoir Photography, Ashley Lynn Archer captures subjects' sensual features and flirty figures with professional boudoir photo sessions. During a 90-minute tryst with the camera, clients may transform themselves into provocative models through unlimited wardrobe changes and by putting into practice advice from Chicken Soup for the Sultry Soul. The private studio additionally houses a variety of props for enhancing poses in front of a choice of tactile backdrops. Opt for the beautification shoot and allow a professional stylist to brighten eyes and lips with radiant makeup hues and fashion hair into amorous sculptures of Aphrodite. After the session, models may peruse a secure online gallery of the session's images and select either one 8"x10" portrait or two 5"x7" prints to hang in a closet, making the rest of the wardrobe jealous.