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What You'll Get
Human bodies, like floppy-disk collectors or gamblers who hit on 21, tend to accumulate things they'd be better off without. De-clutter cramped spaces with today's Groupon for colon-hydrotherapy packages at Simply Gorgeous Day Spa in Oakland. Choose from the following options:
- For $32, you get a colonic treatment (a $65 value).
- For $50, you get a colonic treatment with a massage (a $100 value).
- For $85, you get a colonic treatment with a body wrap (a $170 value).
The course-clearing colon hydrotherapy treatment at Simply Gorgeous Day Spa allows bodily waste to breeze through intestinal mazes. During the colonic, filtered water internally flushes out impacted waste as the therapist externally manipulates torsos with massage techniques and xylophone mallets to encourage muscular contractions. By evicting accumulated waste, the treatment can prevent it from trespassing into the bloodstream or making its way into the skin, and can increase the colon's ability to welcome minerals and healthy bacteria into its home. Clients can choose to add a massage before their colonic, which warms up the lymphatic system and heightens relaxation, thereby increasing the efficacy of the hydrotherapy. A body wrap after a colonic further detoxifies interiors, puts the squeeze on cellulite, and alleviates water retention so that lungs don't have to hold their breath when they're inside the body.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. For massage and body wrap options, must redeem both services on same day. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Simply Gorgeous Day Spa
Blooming along the entryway to Simply Gorgeous Day Spa, a verdant collage of greenery reflects the full-service spa’s devotion to using organic products and holistic techniques. Inside, a team of stylists, aestheticians, and massage therapists supplement their slate of all-natural modalities and products with modern technology, resulting in services as diverse as LED light therapies, colonics, and Therapeutic massages. To make it easy on clients looking to boost their beauty and health, the staff bundles its services into thoughtful packages that include multiple complementary treatments and unlimited conversations with the spa's enchanted mirror. Every service includes a detailed preliminary consultation and a brief tutorial on how to maintain freshly beautified looks at home.