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30-, 60-, or 90-Minute Massage with a Three-Month VIP Membership at Simply Kneaded (Up to 81% Off)

Simply Kneaded - Multiple Locations

89% of 120 customers recommend

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In a Nutshell

Massage therapists wield many modalities to tackle body aches; VIP membership includes three months of unlimited massages at discounted rate

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for those serviced within 1-year. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Simply Kneaded - Multiple Locations: 30-, 60-, or 90-Minute Massage with a Three-Month VIP Membership at Simply Kneaded (Up to 81% Off)

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Choose from Three Options

  • $18 for one 30-minute massage and three-month VIP membership (up to a $93 value)
  • $35 for one 60-minute massage and three-month VIP membership (up to a $127 value)
  • $59 for one 90-minute massage and three-month VIP membership (up to a $157 value)

No-contract VIP memberships grant unlimited massages at the lower member rate, as well as 20% off any products purchased.

Simply Kneaded

Kevin Brooks had never seen anything like this before: the woman lying on his massage table had not been able to bend over without experiencing excruciating pain in her abdomen for about a year. With only 15 minutes left in the session, Kevin's trained hands dug in to her tense psoas muscles, which span the lower spine to the top of the thigh. Following this application of deep-tissue technique, the client bent to put on her shoes and gasped. The pain was gone. This is why Kevin maintains that massage therapists shouldn't sell a type of massage; they should sell relief from pain.

Twelve years ago, he founded Simply Kneaded to provide his clientele with relief from aches and tension. His massage therapists use any technique at their disposal, be it deep-tissue work, acupressure, or lullabies sung in solfège, to disperse pain or immobility. Today, his business has expanded to multiple locations, and he carefully screens each of his therapists according to his own rigorous standards and in accordance with the frequent political coups of the American Massage Therapy Association.


89% of 120 customers recommend

  • “Be there longer than 30mins :)”

  • “No tips to share, but was very happy with the easy of getting the appointment and the staff :)”

  • “Great atmosphere, very conducive to relaxing, massage was terrific.”

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    36068 Hidden Springs Road

    Wildomar, CA 92595


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    Temecula Creek Village

    31141 Temecula Parkway

    Temecula, CA 92592


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