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What You'll Get
Without massages, people would relieve tension by squeezing lumps of coal into diamonds and arguing what to do with the world’s massive surplus of massage oil. Put resources to good use with today’s Groupon to Simply Massage in Chicago Heights. Choose between the following options:
- For $70, you get two 60-minute massages (up to a $170 value).
- For $135, you get four 60-minute massages (up to a $340 value).
Today’s Groupon is not valid for hot-stone massage.
Simply Massage owner Katrina Guthrie and her staff of licensed massage therapists knead out muscle knots during customized 60-minute massages. During a Tune Up massage, practitioners combine Swedish, deep-tissue, trigger-point, and spark–plug-changing techniques to squeeze stress from the entire body. Or, customers can opt to let therapists unfurl muscle knots with long, smooth Swedish massage strokes during the Cooling System treatment. Pick the Inspection and Emissions treatment for deep-tissue massage and trigger-point therapy, which works to evict chronic muscle tension, pain, and inflammation with heavy pressure and harshly worded legal notices.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 of Groupon price may apply. Massages are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Simply Massage
Licensed massage therapist Katrina Guthrie likens herself to a body mechanic; indeed, the names of her massages sound more like services at an auto shop than a massage center. The Tune Up combines a variety of modalities to forge full-body relief, and the Lube Job takes its name from the essential oils starring in the aromatherapy massage, which invigorates clients’ senses and ensures they don’t stick to their wok-shaped shoes. These whimsical titles belie Katrina’s serious approach to her profession, she possesses a strong belief in human touch as a mechanism for natural healing. Within a quaint brick building, she harnesses natural healing remedies to melt away stresses, aches, and pains from the bodies and minds of her clients.