Without shoes, humans would have to walk on their hands to protect feet from the surprise tickle attacks of ground-dwelling moles. Fend off mischievous burrowers the easy way with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of shoes, bags, and accessories from SimplySoles, redeemable online or at a location in Oxon Hill, Maryland.

SimplySoles stocks a medley of shoes from designers such as Tory Burch, Kate Spade, and Lillybee, offering a fashionable foundation for stylish bags, jewelry, and other accessories. SimplySoles' curators cull selections from more than 50 designers, including a pair of eco-friendly Melissa flats ($49) that leaves animals, the environment, and pepperoni pizzas untouched. A bag such as the lime-green Scout El Deano ($24.50) can tote sunscreen and towels in capacious pulchritude, and Fornash's gecko bangles ($25) festoon wrists in the multicolored splendor of their namesake reptile. Waists revel in the chic embrace of Ciclo de Gaia's Maggie multi belt, which incorporates recycled cotton canvas ($38) and doubles as a leash for new pet squirrels captured during afternoon errands.