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Reviewed March 21, 2012
What You'll Get
Without facials to apply or massages to give, spa technicians would resort to painting strangers' faces and kneading fruits and veggies in the produce aisle. Give the pros a productive pampering outlet with today's Groupon to Simply Swank. Choose between the following options:
- For $44, you get a 60-minute relaxation massage (a $75 value) and 15% off retail products.
- For $44, you get a 60-minute relaxation facial (a $95 value) and 15% off retail products.
The pampering pros at Simply Swank aid clients in the quest for rejuvenation with one-hour massages and facials. Clients can relinquish deep-seated pains and mental stresses at the hands of a relaxation massage. The tension-alleviating technique blends muscle compression with rhythmic, flowing strokes to induce a full-body state of relaxation and a basic understanding of drum patterns.
Wellness wizards commence each relaxation facial by cleansing and exfoliating faces, removing dead skin cells to prep human emoticons for impending treatment masks. While clients rest under the veil of soothing secrecy, nimble hands massage necks and shoulders to relieve sore muscles, upper-body aches, and magic quarters that may have fallen from ears. As an endorphin-inducing bonus, clients receive a 15% discount on any retail products they purchase during their visit.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.