What You'll Get
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others. Put an end to civil back wars with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a consultation, a pain evaluation, and a one-hour massage at Singer Management Network's practices in Valencia or Newhall (a $164 value).
Singer Management Network curates a roster of more than 200 healthcare practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate patients' corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. The health-focused session kicks off with a 10- to 20-minute consultation, during which an experienced doctor personally chats with each client about health history, current ailments, and the latest stethoscope fashion trends. Next, a comprehensive evaluation enlists various diagnostic methods to help to pinpoint causes of pain. Doctors may use neurological and orthopedic practices to investigate sources of aches and soreness or range-of-motion tests to see if patients can draw a perfect dodecahedron. To conclude service, a one-hour massage harnesses an appropriate level of pressure to help to unkink knots and relax tense musculature.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Services are non-transferable. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About New Health Centers
New Health Centers consists of more than 300 health-care practitioners across the country, each working to alleviate corporeal discomfort with natural techniques. Doctors work in conjunction with experienced practitioners to soothe aches, pains, and lawn-gnome infestations.